ineedtoblowsomethingup:

pussyeet:

My mom is “not a homophobe” but “there’s no need to show off like that”.

My grandma is “not a homophobe” but she’s still sure I’ll find the right man.

My teacher is “not a homophobe” but they don’t talk about a historical figure’s sexuality unless their sexuality is straight because “that’s not appropriate”.

My school is “not homophobic” but every club can use school’s spaces except for the LGBT+ one.

My ex best friend is “not a homophobe” but she called me out on being predatory when I opened up about my crush on her.

My classmate is “not a homophobe” but she whined about how uncomfortable it felt changing in front of me for P.E.

None of them told me I’ll go to hell. None of them openly hates gay people. None of them hit me, or insulted me for being gay.

But it still hurts like hell.

To see how many people can actually relate to this breaks my heart.

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

actualmermaid:

The Hard Times is coming for my scalp again

Considering the overlap between those two communities, I bet about 75% of the attendees considered it an excellent 2-for-1 deal. 

I know it’s from a punk satire site but DAMN that would be a fun-ass double-booking

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skyakafreckles:

*any person* “you’re cute”

Me

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dykejanna:

brucewaynesgirlfriend:

no they don’t they show the effects of the normalization of pedophilia in our society

and the way that capitalism has forced women to view their appearance as a commodity from puberty

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shakescene:

shakescene:

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

it’s gay pride darling

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gallusrostromegalus:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

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ruinedchildhood:

hoothoot:

deepspacepirate:

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

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