d0gbl0g:

pupside down

d0gbl0g:

pupside down

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


anthropology0:

snazziest:

thehumorplace:

Haha why do people even try this kind of stuff?

so that natural selection can do its job

Is this the science side of tumblr?…..

anthropology0:

snazziest:

thehumorplace:

Haha why do people even try this kind of stuff?

so that natural selection can do its job

Is this the science side of tumblr?…..

(via death-by-lulz)




deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via crunchier)


spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

(via unclefather)


scribeling:

Do you ever go to your fridge because you’re hungry, but once you open it you just stare inside and want none of it? You open your pantry but still nothing appeals to you. Maybe someone even comes and suggests something, and even though you don’t know what you want, you still know that everything they said isn’t right. So you just stand around confused and hungry for no reason.

That’s what it’s like to be an asexual with a sex drive.

(via cornfuse)


hatemarriied:

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

(via the-average-potato-chip)



(via wild-nirvana)


rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via unclefather)


(via cornfuse)


We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.
Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned. (via stay-ocean-minded)

(via wild-nirvana)


problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

image

(via cornfuse)


(via heart)